My name is Hal and I am 50 years old, married, an ex-marine and while I’m in fair condition for an old bastard, I am absolutely NOT good looking! Even with that immense problem, I manage to fuck and then photograph several hundred women a year, sometimes 5 or 6 in a single night. The only thing I have going for me is the gift of bullshit and a fairly large cock that I somehow manage to keep hard at my age.

I am a bass player and I pick up girls at the clubs I play in, local bars, the lake, parties and anywhere else I can find a girl ready to get fucked by me and a few of my buddies! I have fucked women that are fine looking, fat, skinny, married, single, black, white, oriental and even a couple of lesbians that wanted to see what it would be like to get fucked by a flesh and blood cock instead of a plastic dildo!

I hope this site helps those of you either too shy or as ugly as I am to go out and get some pussy! I DO offer bad advice from time to time but hopefully, you will use ONLY what works for you and that you too can get laid each and every weekend!!

When you sign up with this website, you can rest assured that your money is being used to aid and support local taverns in the area in my quest to get girls drunk, disorderly and naked! Hell, come on over and even join the boys and me and you may get lucky with the rest of us!